Anybody want to be my neighbor?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/27/2019 at 08:42 • Filed to: little slice of heaven

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This is actually a fantastic deal.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is one of the most picture-perfect destinations in America. With its sweeping mountain views, plentiful wildlife, and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of empty land, it’s a place people can come to find tranquility, peace, and solitude. However, if you really want to up the ante on all that quiet time you could take it one step further by buying this private island located in the northwest corner of the state.

The stunning private island, located in the middle of Foys Lake, comes with 4.29 private acres of land, along with 1,650 feet of its own lake frontage. As its real estate !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! explains, owners can enjoy private swimming, boating, and fishing, right off your very own island.

Don’t worry, there’s plenty of fish to catch, too, as Foys Lake is stocked annually with rainbow trout, according to the listing.

If, by chance, you grow tired of the solitude on your own private island, you could always go explore !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , located just a few miles away. There, you can bike, hike, or take part in other lakeside activities, before retiring for the evening.

The undeveloped island is a blank canvas waiting for a new owner to paint with ideas. And, as a bonus, the island also comes with a one-acre shoreline lot on Foys Lake, which has already been permitted for a septic system and the building site looking toward the island. That means you could always build your dream home on the mainland and keep the island as its pristine Montana land so you can escape the world whenever you please. All you need to do is get in your rowboat and you’ll be there in minutes.

Want in? It can all be yours for $563,000, which is a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for a slice of heaven.

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DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 08:52

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yeah but it’s in mon tana


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:00

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I f I find more solitude, I’ll have to close my facebook account due to redundance.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Nibby
11/27/2019 at 09:05

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Is Montana whack? I’ve kicked around moving there. I heard the roads are amazing and I love the outdoors. On the other hand, I have never lived anywhere besides a suburb except for college.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:05

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I would move there in a heartbeat. I wonder if you could build any permanent structures on the island, or would you have to build on the mainland lot as they suggest as a possibility. I’d imagine if the island could be approved for septic they would’ve gotten it permitted and upped the price.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Tripper
11/27/2019 at 09:11

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i don’t trust any place named after hannah mont an a


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nibby
11/27/2019 at 09:11

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Kiltedpadre
11/27/2019 at 09:12

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You could build on the island, it would be costly tho.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:16

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Calling realtor later today. Buying typewriter to create manifesto after I move.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > haveacarortwoorthree2
11/27/2019 at 09:17

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I don’t know if the county will permit a 12x12 plywood shed with no windows.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:21

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I do not recognize the authority of the county government to prevent me from building on my own property. FREEDOM! 


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:28

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This would buy me a 3 bedroom townhouse in the Greater Toronto Area.

Y’all are spoilt with your breathable air, lack of feces throwing people and affordable housing.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:31

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First, that’s obviously Colorado. Montana is a h ellscape no one should move to.

Second, how do you get construction equipment on the island?


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:31

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I’m drooling! One major problem though. No road,  so I won’t be able to have a garage to keep cars. Maybe I’m missing the point of this place 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:33

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I do actually fancy the idea of moving to Montana, despite never having actually been there.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:35

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Looks like it’s time to get my seaplane endorsement!


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:43

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There’s a county in Montana that has building codes?

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Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 09:44

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CP  -  Once all that snow melts in 2027 the lake will rise 14 feet and you’ll only own a floating dock.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Maxima Speed
11/27/2019 at 09:52

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And, as a bonus, the island also comes with a one-acre shoreline lot on Foys Lake, which has already been permitted for a septic system and the building site looking toward the island.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden
11/27/2019 at 09:52

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Simple, you build a road to the island.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheRealBicycleBuck
11/27/2019 at 09:53

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I think I’ve actually seen floating planes on Foy s lake before. It has a nice approach from the north.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Tapas
11/27/2019 at 10:03

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/flathead-county-police-blotter-1840048467


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 10:24

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I’d need my private island in a warmer climate so I could daily drive an amphibious sports car.

Montana is beautiful though


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher
11/27/2019 at 10:59

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Noodles
11/27/2019 at 11:03

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That thing looks sketchy.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 13:48

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I enjoys these :)


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 13:51

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No no no! Then it becomes a peninsula!

S urrounded by w ater on only 3 sides? The property values will crash!


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 13:52

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Actually, good news.

http://torontopolice.on.ca/newsreleases/45953


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Tapas
11/27/2019 at 14:26

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This would buy me an RV in Los Angeles because you arent buying a house of any sort for that amount. Maybe a foreclosed crack den in the desert.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
11/27/2019 at 14:36

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I mean, in Toronto, it would be CAD 850k  or more.

But the surrounding suburbs/neighbourhoods are more “affordable”.

I imagine LA is the same. Live in Burbank or something, and it’s not I-can-only-live-in-an-RV bad.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/27/2019 at 16:31

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Lol!


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/28/2019 at 17:14

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Yes. That's the need for the warmer climate. I'm not trying to be in the polar bear club when my one-off fantasy mobile takes on water.